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kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

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gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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deadvibe:

i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes